Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Traffic lights.

Im pretty sure this is one you can all relate to. I wanna talk about things you do in the car. More to the point I wanna talk about what you can do while waiting a set of lights.

1. 100% Of females at some stage have checked themselves out in the mirror while waiting at a set of lights, hell, some even do it while they are driving.
2. Finish that long detailed reply text to your friend/boyfriend/parent that couldn't wait until you'd stopped.
3. Do your make up. Sets of lights are perfect for early mornings if you need time to do your make up before uni or work.
4. Find whatever it is that you dropped under your seat. Your phone, your lip-gloss, your smokes, your gum the list goes on.
5. Perve on the hottie next to you.
6. If your a Trucky, look down into the car next to you and Perve on the chick in the passenger seat. Good view.
7. Change your awesome music fro Celine Dion to westlife. I know we all listen to shameless music in the privacy of our own cars.
8. Eat that pie that was to hard to eat while driving.
9. Get changed - interesting i know, but i have done it before. Very complicated. It involves pulling the lever to push your seat back, and pushing your butt up in the air to try and get your pants on. Usually a horn is tooted from all the fussing about.
10. Try and find some coins so you can make that maccas run.
11. The good old air guitar or drums jam to your fave song.
12. Go on have a pick.. Put your finger up far enough and you might find gold!

Short and sweet tonight folks. Hope ya enjoy.




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