The idea for this post came after a rather raunchy lunch date with some of my best mates Kim Bex and Jess. We were sitting outside Starbucks casually talking about sex, having not a lot of consideration for the people walking by us. This topic for us girls is the norm. Its a little weird if one day goes by without talking about it at least once. So after our coffee we decided sushi was the next stop and on the way, out of the blue, i get the most random question directed to me that i had had all week. Jess decides to ask a very inappropriate but oh so hilarious question about (code language coming in) if i can give her tips on how to eat a banana! Hopefully you get where im coming from, if you dont, your too young so hit the back button on your laptop kids. We are about to enter an r18 experience.
Top five tips on how to eat a banana:
1. Never rush straight into it, start with the tip and hold the rest firmly so it doesn't slip.
2. After a bit go as far down as possible. Big gulps are good!
3. Stop eating the banana every now and then and switch to a couple of plums. (If you know what i mean)
4. Sometimes licking up the side can give you an extra taste of the banana.
5. ALWAYS swallow, whats the point in all that eating if your gunna be bulimic and spit it all out. Ridiculous.
Jess this blog is so disgusting and it took me a good hour to get the balls (no pun intended) to actually post this so hope you like it doll. Ill see you for your nine o clock practice appointment on Friday! :)
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